Communication In Medicine Fan T-Shirts

"Take two of these and call my answering service in the morning."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'Doctors are all booked up. Nurse is busy. The best I can do is offer to type your symptoms into Google.'

Obstetrics.

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

'First Rogaine, now Viagra'

A doctor statue and a patient statue

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

"The good news is your weight and cholesterol are stable. The bad news is the research has changed."

'I should try the polyclinic, sir.'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'You've got Finklestein's syndrome!' - 'Are you Finklestein?'

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'And their financial E.K.G. shows that they are in excellent health.'

'No, there is no such thing as generic doctors!'

"Well, I have some good news and some lab results."

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"

You've probably heard of "White Coat Syndrome," the phenomenon in which patients exhibit a high blood pressure level in a clinical setting, even though they don't in other settings. Well, you won't get away with that here.

Telephone consultations worked but maybe TEXT consultations were a step too far...Does anyone recognise 'fngx stre pink' as a symptom?.

Yes, by all means, Mr. Fusco, feel free to seek out a second opinion

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

Clubs are great for instant messaging!

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

"I told him 1 tranquilizer every 4 hours, not 4 tranquilizers every 1 hour."

"I don't feel so good, Tia Carmen."

'Advanced access' isn't REALLY about you booking an appointment in advance of having anything wrong with you!

Long before Louis Pasteur's epic work, pioneer researcher Boris Zamochovich...

'Don't just go 'tsk, tsk', without explaining yourself.'

'I'd like to take some x-rays to determine if there is a problem or if you're just being a big baby.'

'When I asked if she was critical I didn't mean verbally!'

"There's very little of this going around? Is that supposed to make me feel better?"

Your test results came back, Mr. Fusco. By the way, I can never remember: is "positive" a good thing or a bad thing? ! !

"We've run it past you - shall we stroll it by you?"