Communication Conundrum Solver Mugs

Communication Breakdowns

Hard of Hearing Institute.

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

"It's not that we don't interact, it's that we don't NOT interact."

"In a world of 'from's' and 'to's', I always seem to be a 'cc'."

Smart phone Problems

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Can do...No can do

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"If you'd like to take a seat."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Tech support...can I help you!

"I'll give you a moment."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

Damned if you do...

"Mr. Stilz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

Life irritates art

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'