Communication Conundrum Appreciator Prints

'Are you giving me the silent treatment? I can't tell.'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Complaints departement for men and women.

Communication Breakdowns

"OK Hunter. Go join the 'non-verbal criticism skills' seminar!"

"When you put it like that, it makes complete sense."

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

'How are we spelling Dear?'

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

The speech is ethical. One source is plagiarism, two is research.

"Mr. Stilz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

'The problem is, you say no problem.'

Computer Address Book.

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

"Head office says that transparency in communicating internally and with clients is of paramount importance..."

"Your apology rings hollow. Let's try it again, without the attitude."

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

"Is this in case the electric grid goes down and we can't text or tweet?"

'Todd... I just feel like you're never here for me!'

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

"She started it."

"This is Ms. Watkins, a vital member of our greet staff."

'Hi, it's me, my therapist said I should communicate more...'

Luckily for Sarah, her training had included a unit on detecting signs of negative body language.

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

"This concludes my lecture on non-verbal communication. Any comments or questions?"

'This call may be monitored for quality, so you'd better have a good reason for bothering us.'

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

Where the Buffalo Roam. . . 'Can you hear me now?'

A very long fax

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."