Communal Meal Connoisseur Prints

"Hey, somethings wrong with the potlocuk sign up sheet."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"I come here for the pepper."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Full English Breakfast.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Regular service or affected?"

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"Quick swig first?"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Cereal Tasting.

Slow food restaurant

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'