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Unrest Area.

Face painting.

Still Life With Nordic Track

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Every class has one. . .

Jungle Taxi

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Ever notice if you speed-read these cave drawings you invent animation?

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

Person playing the cymbals.

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

'I always say you can't have a spontaneous grass roots movement without a little seed money.'

'I can't keep bringing this home for your mates to use as a slide.'

Pinata filled with pinatas.

'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'

"I'm thinking impromptu Verdi in limping traffic tempo."

Wallpaper over a door.

'Lying down on the job again, Crenshaw?'

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

"I like to be disciplined about my writing, sharpening my pencils and organising my desk in the morning which leaves me time for writers block after lunch and a nervous breakdown in the evening."

I still can't believe what happened with "The Walking Dead," Randy. That death … I don't think I'll ever get over it. Characters become real to us, little buddy. They become old friends. So when they "die," it's natural to mourn them just as we mourn anyone. No, I mean I can't believe I forgot to post a reaction video on Youtube of me crying when the death happened. But at least I got to post a reaction video of me reacting to my not having posted a reaction video. I've lived too long.

'Why are you flicking paint on the floor...'

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'

"Quick, make a mess. Company's coming."

'Nobility vehicle'

Roller Skating Pensioner

'It's a call from Tate Modern.'

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'