Committee Critic Prints

'I think we should form a committee to look into this 'individual initiative' thing.'

"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."

"The new government is determined to act decisively on the 'pensions crisis'."

"Our exploratory committee got lost."

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

'What we need is a decision, not more foot-dragging.'

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

Plain English group.

'If at first you don't succeed, appoint a committee and let them worry about it.'

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

Social Welfare next!

'That's it, in a nutshell.'

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

"Motion denied then"

Senate ethics committee - no fatties!

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

'We have 10 billion dollars sitting around. Let's give it to the country that calls the United States the most names.'

'Community wok?'

Partisan Politics

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

"It's Congress! They're having a viral infestation of dung beetles!"