Commitment Seekers Prints

'Hm, single female w/ wedding dress seeks serious relationship...'

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

'It's called 'marriage' -- it's part of the New Morality.'

"I need a man who will commit."

Relationship Warning Lights

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

First Marriage

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

"You will awake feeling refreshed...."

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

"Monogamy? In this economy?"