Commitment Issues T-Shirts

"It isn't that I don't like you, Ralph...it's just that I think we're seeing too much of each other."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

Unconditional Loveseat

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

The Female Brain and The Other One

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

A Reasonable Time for Concern

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy."

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"