Commission-based Worker Prints

"Don't even think about selling your car, Ralphie."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Marry me astronaut

Blue Origin

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

Working from Home

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

"I really hate sales meetings"

Black Hole Corks

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

'And do you vow to give her all of your login passwords until death do you part?'

Landlord makes a song and dance about the rent at a theatre

'I'm just looking for a committed relationship. I'm sick of all the games.'

"Of course the extra costs of the 'minimum wage' has had an impact upon our recruitment policies...we have to be a lot more selective!"

"Perhaps if I phrased the question differently."

'I'm the new chairman the temp agency sent over.'

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

"Actually I'm a waiter but things are pretty slow at the moment and I'm looking for something to fill in between jobs."

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

'Is there a situation in which you would risk your life for an abstract goal?'

"Okay. Just for the sake of this argument, let's say I do."

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

"O.K., she's sitting down to write in three....two....one...."

RCMP Commissioner William Elliott speaks about the new tasering policy.

"I do if she does."