Comments T-Shirts

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Trump leaving

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Sports Radio in Crisis

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

Tree of Public Opinion.

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

Meet the People of the Internet

Chess on TV

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"Actually, we will replace you."

Virginia Foxx Caricature

The United States of Amazement

"This is gonna be great!"