Commencement Crusader Prints

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

A dog at the bakery.

"We thought this was more realistic."

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

Welcome Ghost.

Nervous Student

I love being right.

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

Dogs and Cake

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Louis Pasteur Caricature

Happy Eightieth Birthday

"Security is lax on this side."

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

'I've had my cake and eaten it, too - Now I want the cake of others.'

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'