Commemorate Deceased Pillows

"Why didn't you give granny flowers...when she could water them herself?"

Support the Ex-Troops

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"He was a very good boy."

Military Medals

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Michael Jackson

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Monuments

Halo Frisbee.

UNFADED GLORY

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'Forget what?'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Veterans Day '20

Honor Our Future Sacrifices

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Scars and Bars

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Lucky Stars.

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'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

Blameless

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.