Commanding Gardens Gifts

"Grow!"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Yardless: Please help

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Sale! Weed Whackers

Dog in Daisys

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Giant slug attacks a city

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"The trees are laughing at us."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

Grass huggers.

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Gardening new year's plans

You will always find a spot to garden

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'