Commanding Gardens Gifts

"Grow!"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Yardless: Please help

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Sale! Weed Whackers

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Dog in Daisys

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Giant slug attacks a city

"The trees are laughing at us."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

You will always find a spot to garden

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

Grass huggers.

Gardening new year's plans

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."