Command Comic Lover Prints

"Is something funny, soldier?"

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Moses separating his Laundry.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

No-Work Orange

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

The Food Chain

Window Treatment

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."