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"Yo, dude! Your idea for a web cartoon is really cool. It really shows what Latino life is all about. Though I would throw in more pinatas, more tacos, more beer, less auto insurance...a lot less auto insurance."

'Ate some tainted Hansel. How did you die?'

"I'm creating a web cartoon...but to be edgy, I'm making my characters really offensive."

"For your web cartoon, why not create an average, normal family? A family that reflects reality...like this!"

"See? If my web cartoon insults people, the audience will respond! And an angry response is better than no response!"

"OK...is this character insulting?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Skipping Horse

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Grace For Flies

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

International Women's Day

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"We only got six days of funding."

Can You Spot the Differences?

'Ahhh...'

Torturing the English Language

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Claus 2.0

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Trump pardons

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.