Comical Runner Pillows

'Nothing. Zip. Nada... Dude, none of these marathoners are carrying cigarettes!'

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

Running

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Marathon costume

Marathon of love

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."

The pole bolt

Runner buys ice cream during race.

Non-Cancer Survivor

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

Annual 10K Fun Run

Vampire Running In A Marathon

'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'

Raymond tries out his new sweat-diverting eaves trough.

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"Why do we do this again?"

Jogger with Sweat Shop Shirt

Prank gun starts joke shop-sponsored race.

"We keep running for our lives: Wouldn't it be nice, just once, to go on a fun run?"

The Why-Can't-This-Event-Be-In-Miles-Like-Other-Sports-In-This-Country 10K

Shin splints. Next 5 miles.

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

Marathon winners.

Annual Run Like a Penguin Marathon.

"It wasn't my time that upset me, it was being overtaken by a walrus carrying a tea tray."

'Last lap, Jimmy! Dig deep! Make your move! And please stop running like that!'

.00005k run

'I'm doing this just to show my daughter there's no harm in losing.'

Starting Line.