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'Nope. He's undersized. You gotta throw him back.'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Dog walking Human.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"What's all this?"

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Human meat.

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

Cat walking dog.

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

"He's asleep so I'll just leave quietly."

Fish Lifeguard

Bird using a human finger for a fountain pen.

"Check this out! Abracadabra!"

"Exchanging roles was a great idea of yours doc...doc?"

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

Zoo Employees

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Octopus Shadow Puppets

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

"Tell the doctor I'll see him now!"

"Parental advisory explicit content"

"We've decided to experiment. I'll stay home more, and Victor's going to look for a job."