Comical Cat Observer Mugs

Cat and Owner Ignore Each Other.

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

What does aloof mean?

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Projectile hairballing."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Slippery, huh?"

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"Geez, Gary. How long you been workin' in that garden?"

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'Good book?'

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Cat in a Christmas tree.

The Invention of Bagpipes

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"I love every single one of these."

Canary Heaven...

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"Just walk away, Harold, just walk away ..."