Comical Cabaret Mugs

The Stripper

Moses on the web

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

Moulin Rouge Security

Music Hall Dancers

Hypnotoon

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty."

Burlyesque

Duck in a bathtub

Ventriloquist's fete

Polly Clinic.

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

'Fair play, Bill always knows when he's had enough.'

Uprooted

Clown

'This is the crib phone. You have the wrong extension.'

'My position is so unimportant I never worry about being backstabbed.'

'You must be mistaken. I don't get ulcers. I give them!'

'Don't say anything!'

'That is one absorbent nappy.'

Balloons and the Hedgehog

"Okay babe - let's rock and roll."

"How do you plead - quilty or not quilty?"

Cabaret

Timmy Gets Solitary.

'I heard he was funny.'

Cow Striptease.

Pianist

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

"Well, I've been a hot dog, pizza slice, cheeseburger, and popcorn bucket, but no, I don't have any burrito experience."

Edith Piaf

"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."