Comic Storyline Strategist Mugs

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

A Hole in the Dike

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

Internet Cafe.

"Take me to your thought leader."

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

"The boss says he has an open door policy."

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

Woman in booksotre looking at books labeled 'Highly Graphic Novels.' Covers of books show various charts, graphs, spreadsheets.

'Mom's in the bedroom trying on scenarios.'

"I marked the sections where your total contempt for humanity loses its pathos."

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

'I told you not to let the children play with your Tony Blair effigy.'

"You can tell you've been promoted over your level of competence when you stop wondering if you've been promoted over your level of competence."

Books the Prof Ordered. . . More Cost-Effective Books Ordered By The Bookstore Manager.

"Because it'll put you to sleep. That's why I'm reading you the third quarter report."

"My new time machine is also fantastic if I want to take back a move."