Comic Scene Seeker Prints

"Just get over there and let me get a picture."

Clown on bike.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"An everything Martini, please."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Knights of the bedside table.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

Noah's ark, many lions

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Zoo animals.

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Follow that cab!'

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Fishing.