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A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"Touché"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

The First Printed Bible

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

Tourist in the desert

Break Glass in Case of Stress

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.