Comic Relief Appreciator Mugs

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

'The houses aren't historic, but they are still fighting the Civil War.'

'Now what?'

"The real reason I'm in school, to tell you the truth, is to validate my nigth job as a waitress."

Kit-set shelving. Third attempt.

Monkeys Steal Quicksand Sign.

'Uh oh, he's cornered, wounded and pretty big: How about we pretend we couldn't find him...'

You Are Here

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Touché"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

The First Printed Bible

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Pecking order.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Tourist in the desert