Comic Relief Appreciator Mugs

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

'The houses aren't historic, but they are still fighting the Civil War.'

'Now what?'

"The real reason I'm in school, to tell you the truth, is to validate my nigth job as a waitress."

Kit-set shelving. Third attempt.

Monkeys Steal Quicksand Sign.

'Uh oh, he's cornered, wounded and pretty big: How about we pretend we couldn't find him...'

You Are Here

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

"Touché"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

The First Printed Bible

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

Pecking order.

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

When Holy Cows Are Sent Out To 'Pastor'.

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'