Comic Relief Aficionados Gifts

"I find it hard to perform in these market conditions."

'Just because I like books does not mean I'm insecure.'

"I provided the comic relief and said all the right things like 'Yee haw!' And 'You got that right, boss!' . . . But he ditched me anyway!"

You Are Here

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

"Touché"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

The First Printed Bible

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Pecking order.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

When Holy Cows Are Sent Out To 'Pastor'.

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."