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Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Cousin Hebe HMS Pinafore

Gilbert and Sullivan

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Captain Corcoran

Gentlemen of Japan

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

International Women's Day

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Felix Mendelssohn

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

No-Work Orange

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Window Treatment

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

The Food Chain

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."