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Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Cousin Hebe HMS Pinafore

Gilbert and Sullivan

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Captain Corcoran

Gentlemen of Japan

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

No-Work Orange

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Felix Mendelssohn

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

The Food Chain

Window Treatment

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Bravo!"

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Deflator mouse

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."