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Katisha is furious

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Senta jumps into the sea

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."