Comic Literature Lover Pillows

Pastoring for Dummies

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

International Women's Day

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

No-Work Orange

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Early photobombing

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

The Food Chain

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Window Treatment

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."