Comic Hunter Mugs

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Billy. The Kid.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Fourth Little Pig

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'The circle is complete!'

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Moses separating his Laundry.

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

No-Work Orange

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Young golf ball getting "the talk".