Comic Hunter Mugs

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Billy. The Kid.

The Fourth Little Pig

'The circle is complete!'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

No-Work Orange

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."