Comic Garden Humor Mugs

Crazy paving company.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

An Unexpected Guest.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Paving over the window-box

Better Gnomes.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

God builds the first lawn mower.

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

Trump Chia Pet

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

Square Yard