Comic Duo Fan Mugs

"No, I don't think Tna Fey and Amy Poehler would want you to be a part of what they've got going."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Grace For Flies

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

International Women's Day

Billy. The Kid.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

No-Work Orange

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Early photobombing

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Fish hunting for men.

The Food Chain

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Window Treatment