Comic Convention Staff Mugs

Comic Con Creeper

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Face painting.

Superheroes take a selfie

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

Nerd tryouts.

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Official Fight Cards

"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 25

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

Knights of the Square Table.

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

If there is a postive response, say it was my idea

"Come out, Snivers, it's a decent enough redundancy package."

"The boss went undercover and got fired the very first day!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty One

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

'It's not that I don't appreciate the work you do for us, it's just that nobody does.'

Lemon Flavored Water (Instead of Raises)

"You are adequately qualified, Mr. Harris, but I'm afraid I'll be hiring somebody else as I don't think I can stand looking at your stupid little face all day long."

'Fortunately, Henderson's no fool - He's a damn'd fool.'

'Your falback position, Petersen, is out the door.'

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

"I already have a co-worker replacement."

Comic-Con 2013

"What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding..." "AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week"

I'm the vice president of something or other...

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

'We need more boots on the ground.'