Comic Chaos Lovers Pillows

Mall Santa

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Non-Drip ?

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Food fight!'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

Baskerville Tabby.

After exhaustive auditions, Rudy Park hires a new writer. You should've seen the brawl that broke out between Rowling, Twain and Watterson. They all really wanted the gig … until they heard what it pays. So who'd we hire? Darrin Bell. The guy who draws us. That clown? Shhh!! What? I'm not afraid of him. To be continued …

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

Car with upright Christmas tree.

"Where is Master going? Well, today is Young Mistress' fifth birthday party, so logic dictates he's going fishing. . ."

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

"I knew it was a mistake to get Katie Price in for a book signing."

'A family car trip.' 'Contents Under Pressure.'

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

Helicopter attacked by birds.

"Call the pest control people! This is getting out of hand!"

"Mom! My laundry is ready!"

Racing road signs

Baby feeding frenzy

Children and cat crashing on cart

"Don't worry - the dog's out at the moment."

"I warned you not to do Jeff Koons."