Comic Book Connoisseur Prints

Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

"Hear me out. Batman - again."

Superheroes who will never see the light of the comic pages...

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'He likes to power nap.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Night of the Latkes

Superheroes take a selfie

Farm Humor.

The Family Joules: Part 16

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

The Trojan Beagle.

Happy Hour

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."