Comfy Sleeper Mugs

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Four different kinds of sleepers.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Dog Park / Cat Park

Keeping warm.

Contented man and cat sleeping

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

The new fall content.

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

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The Off-Season

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

Sleeping masks

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

How Sheep Sleep

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

Frozen Planet 2 - Price of heating unaffordable

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."