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'If suffering is good for the soul, why the cushion?'

Be Healthy

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Yoga classes door.

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

Stressed over time management

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

Yoga with Baby

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Why am I running?

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

James decided to stay in that night.

Free-Floating Anxiety

"I'm going on a retreat."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Hoarder."

It's A Breeze

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"