Comfortable Captives Mugs

'Edward's a homebody, which serves him well now that he's on house arrest.'

In basket-case.

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Pet Hobbies

'Then I said, ‘This is crazy. You can't force me to work overtime.''

"What are we doing today?"

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

"Did you remember the ice cream?"

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

American Flag

How caffeine interacts with human brain cells.

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

Selfie Culture

"One nice thing about winter...makes the masks feel good!"

Not a morning person.

Inauguration Watch Party

"Don't mind me, Riche – it's just the rabies talking."

STRIP Hambone: Prisoner visited by a computer

'Turn it off, Oognik -- you know 'Baywatch' just depresses you.'

'For heaven's sake nan, stop worrying about your gas bill and put the central heating on.'

"I'm afraid my husband's just a very lazy old Trot."

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Stay-at-homes have last laugh because of the travel chaos this Christmas.

'I want my mommy.'

'Can I return it if my cat doesn't like it?'

Things that irritate a cat.