Comfort Seekers Pillows

"I think Frank may be working from home too much!"

"You said to dress for the job you want. I want to be at home in bed, supported by universal basic income."

'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'

The reassurer: the magazine for chronic worriers

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

'Are you the guy who called about his air conditioner being stuck 'on'?'

'What, They're comfortable.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

"I don't like roughing it..."

'I'm praying for foam kneelers.'

'Well, my husband loves to sleep and I can really use a sitting ball for my back.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

"You were right - at our age a heated mattress pad is the best aphrodisiac."

The cushions are very soft !

Prisoners being allowed luxury and comfort as a way to increase prison discipline

'Ah, pants. My old nemesis.'

Crumbs of Comfort

"There's something wrong with the pillow."

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

Very-relaxed-fit jeans.

'Okay, you were right -- beanbag thrones are a dumb idea.'

"Comfort guaranteed, I'll even throw in a pair of compression socks."

"Good grief young man! It's two o'clock in the afternoon, why are you still in your pyjamas?"

'Thanks for the dollar, Lady, but what I really need is a hug.'

'Promise me you'll see someone about your sleepwalking soon.' (OLD MAN WITH ZIMMER FRAME ON BED)

"The only thing this memory foam mattress has done is remember all my sleepless nights!"

'I can't get out of bed. I don't know if it's the depression or my brand new hand-crafted mattress from Slumber Village.'

Bedding. High security blankets

"It looks like everything is made out of memory foam these days."

The 'Deluxe Deepest-Pile' carpet claims another victim...

"Do you need your pillow fluffed up?"

Early Futons

Normal Things

"A secure and restful sleep is guaranteed when this mattress is stuffed with your own money."