Comfort Kings Gifts

"Because I'm the king and I like it better than the old one, that's why."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"They're comfortable."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"Man's best friends."

Middle-Age Superheroes

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

American Idle.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Surprise!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Yours is adjustable?"

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."