Comfort Food Strategist Pillows

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

What the Doctor Ordered

Soup of the month.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

Midwest Winter Items.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

Ice Cream Flavors

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

A Complex Carb.

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Covid-19 Caution

"You complete me."