Comedy Scene Admirer Mugs

'Is that you, George?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"His first out-of-body experience."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Dog Walking Services

Skiing.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Ancient Racing

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'He has your nose and my ears.'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Moses' Tablet

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Saint George and the Drag Queen