Comedy Outdoorsman T-Shirts

'I told you to pick me up around the corner.'

Skiing.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'Been waiting long?'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Bird Symbol Hunting

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

'Now cut that out!'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Snowman Driver

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Fly fishing.

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.