Comedy On Wheels Prints

Lost Biker.

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

I break for toilet paper

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Speed Bumps.

"What an amazing view!"

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

La Tour 2007.

Insomnia

Lucky car.

No Hand Signals

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'When I hit the wall, I want to be ready.'

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

Learner Riders

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

Point of no return: 'I told you that stupid GPS was defective. Should've returned it when we still had the chance.'

'You didn't really think you'd get away with this, did you?'

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

The fairy godmother made a coach for Cinderella out of a pumpkin! Bill. That's nothing. Some guys made a car for me out of a lemon!

Wheelies Gang.

The SUV: A T-rex on wheels.

'When do I learn to elude the cops?'

Congestion Evasion Device.

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

I take it back - He's not writing a text and driving, he's illustrating a text and driving.

"Have you considered insurance, rego, third party, tolls, resale..."

Lincoln Lane

Soon after taking up cycling, Jeff noticed a significant change to his body.