Comedy Learner Mugs

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

A Puppet Named Juan

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Ethics exam cheater.

"Bond James, Bond."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Showbiz Awards

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

The first car accident.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'No swimming. No breathing.'