Comedy Crime Enthusiasts Mugs

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'Not much cop are you!'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Police Lineup Escape

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

'I won't be able to look up your account right now. Our computers have been impounded by the authorities.'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'I'm hoping to get into Crime Sprees.'

"For a masked intruder, you seem to know your way around the house."

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

'I'm in for identity theft, I stole it off someone who was wanted for murder.'

'OK, give him the money but we'll need to hold onto the gun as collateral.'

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

Decision on the flip of a coin...

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

'Okay, I'll give you the money, but this could negatively affect your credit rating.'

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals).

The Codfather.

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

"Do you accept ill-gotten gains?"

'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.'

Good Mop, Bad Mop.