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Father and son watching a TV sitcom

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Zombie standup

Showbiz Awards

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Trump pardons

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'The circle is complete!'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"We're following Carrot Top."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!