Comedy Appreciateur Mugs

"Walter is more into Hip-Op these days."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Moses' Tablet

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

The Pink Bantha

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Falstaff

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Cat Burglar

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'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"