Comedic Unionist Mugs

National Union of Contortionists: We vote with our feet

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

"We need a union!'

Kiss

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"We got him onto an exercise bike, but I'm afraid it was too late."

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

Workers' Rights

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

'So, I am all for Juncker!'

David Cameron and Europe

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'The union told me what we could do with our contract proposal.'

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

'Thanks to crooked bankers and their politician allies, we're collective bargaining for LOWER wages and FEWER benefits!'

Jimmy Hoffa Jr. performing 'collective blathering' when He implores the crowd to 'take these sons of bitches out'

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

You can't tell cats what to do. They belong to a very strong Union.

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

"It's going to be a tough four years."

David Cameron

'You told me I should run the house like a business, so what am I bid for dinner?'