Comedic Unionist Mugs

National Union of Contortionists: We vote with our feet

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

"We need a union!'

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

Kiss

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

"We got him onto an exercise bike, but I'm afraid it was too late."

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

Workers' Rights

'So, I am all for Juncker!'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

Tonight's Lecture: Your share of the national debt. That explains my credit rating.

David Cameron and Europe

"It's nice to see you expressing yourselves, but what you need to focus on what's good for the whole group!"

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

'The union told me what we could do with our contract proposal.'

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

You can't tell cats what to do. They belong to a very strong Union.

David Cameron

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

'Thanks to crooked bankers and their politician allies, we're collective bargaining for LOWER wages and FEWER benefits!'

'You told me I should run the house like a business, so what am I bid for dinner?'

"It's going to be a tough four years."