
"He wasn't ready for the talk."
Decorate with prints that honor the art of comedic timing—highlighting the cleverness and wit that make humor truly memorable. Ideal for comedy lovers and performers.
"He wasn't ready for the talk."
"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"
Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.
'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'
Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.
"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."
Kissing Prompt
"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."
'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'
"His last words were: Tell Martha to pay the doctors first."
Time to love
Valentine's Day
'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'
Almost Your Time.
'They no longer award retirees with a gold watch, so I got the time-clock!'
'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'
"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."
'I'm sorry, we are looking for a different kind of party animal.'
Horse bolts from Horse-box it sees in a carpark.
Big egg timer 'Latest in time share properties.'
"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"
"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"
"The key is to hit the deck before the ball arrives. Jake, not so fast!"
A bird tries to fly through a window to a bird house which is in a living room.
'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'
'I'm hoping one day I'll be discovered by the director of Riverdance.'
God's turnaround time.
"Now, don't get too excited – it could just be a hand puppet."
What most people don't know is that the 8th Deadly Sin is 'lateness'..."
'You're doing great. I'll take over at half past. . .'
Desk trays: 'Ka...' and '...Boom.'
'I feel so bad -- my biological clock went off early and I threw it at the cat!'
"I wish I could find the time to take a time management course."
"Should we go to Target?"The one thing I've learned about investing is, timing is every. . . SMOOF!"
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