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The First Multi-Tasker.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

Finally, after years of disappointment, Terry Who got to live our his 'Abbott and Costello' moment.

New, Improved Cat

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Museum of Mediocre Art.

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

North Pole.

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Self-Esteem Clinic.

"I've got pride but no shame."

Teacher to student: 'I taught your father. He owes me $3,000 for therapy.'

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

'S**t!'

Well there's something you don't see every day...

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

Must you people always call during dinner? - Grim Reaper on the phone.

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

"Do we have any candy?"

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'