Comedic Sea Captain Mugs

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

The Dubloon Stops Here

Sailor in Car.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

'We're drifting apart.'

Lifeboat

Lambo

Trawlers

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

"Must you always bring your work home?"

'Now blow like hell!'

The Old Man and the Noodle.

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'We're lost - I told ye to take the low road.'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'